Saturday, February 14, 2009

It's probably best that I'm not

Because if I were to become president or prime ministeress or something, I would get all dictatorial and on my first day would outlaw skinny jeans on guys.

Posted by Vanessa Swenson at 03:45

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9 comments:

Marie said...

Amen sister!

14 February, 2009 10:50
the pachuco cross said...

I for one would have to start an underground rebellion to overthrow you and bring skinny jean freedom to the masses, HASTA LA skinny jean SIEMPRE! this would however be a difficult underground movement because my perfectly shaped buttocks would stick out in public places where others were not able to wear said jeans, people would be mesmerized by the size and shape of my thighs and how they glistened in the sunlight under the tightly woven cotton. but I would be willing to risk it for my violent uprising in favor of my fashista beliefs. LET THE PEOPLE WEAR SKINNY JEANS! I say, especially if you have seen how good I look in them

14 February, 2009 12:16
rantipoler said...

LOL!! I am SO okay with that. Chris, I can only imagine.

By the way, I think you would make a better dictator than your boyfriend Hugo. Didya hear about the Spanish envoy that got kicked out of Venezuela for calling him that? "I'll show you I'm not a dictator by acting like a dictator! Take that!"

14 February, 2009 12:33
emily said...

ok i was going to take offense but holy crap those are not skinny jeans they are denim leggings. on absurdly skinny legs. do they have no calves?

i guess i was thinking more of slimmish straight leg jeans, like these

14 February, 2009 12:38
sallysue said...

I think that you could create a whole platform on that alone. And, I'd probably vote for you.

14 February, 2009 13:57
Mena said...

Please do Vanessa!!!

14 February, 2009 20:11
Vanessa Swenson said...

Chris: I always knew we were mortal political enemies. A fight to the death! You won't know where I have my weapon hidden, but I'll know if you've got a gun on your calf.

But I bet you that a bullet would bounce off your perfectly shaped buttocks: thwaching!



To the rest of you, thanks for the support.

14 February, 2009 23:50
Nat said...

amen - they are hideous. there are very few people (and i mean a very small, almost non-existent few) who look alright in skinny jeans. they are all girls. guys should never be permitted to wear skinny jeans. (:P)

15 February, 2009 16:32
Allie said...

OMGZ, agreed. I would vote for you for dictator if that were your first decree. Something needs to be done about this disturbing trend.

18 February, 2009 08:15

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