Astrologer and her shaky predictions

Okay, bad title. But she was totally doing a video clip predicting the future and what is best for us to do based on the stars' alignment, and, bam, an earthquake. Yeah, I trust her:


*Sorry about any language that's been beeped out and her cleavage that's unflattering.

Dry University

"The annual rankings also list the nation's 'Stone-Cold Sober Schools.' Topping that list was Utah's Brigham Young University for the 11th consecutive year."
Found here.
Go Go Go Go Go,
Go Cougars!

BYU made the most top 20 lists out of any other school in the nation.

My new theme scripture for marriage

D&C 105:35 There has been a day of calling, but the time has come for a day of choosing; and let those be chosen that are worthy.

What can I do to stay mentally alert now?

I'm finishing up a couple of things right now on the thesis and am posing question to my friends from the blogosphere:
What can I do to keep my mind functioning at optimum levels? Stick seems to think that moldy cheese keeps the mind alert. I'm fine with some good, moldy Roquefort cheese. Yum. But too much of that would make me extremely sick.

What are some good options, my dear bloggy friends?

What, then, is a song for me?

Dear Blogosphere friends,

I feel that the quiz I took (note previous blog post) was a total bust. None of those songs represent me at all. I therefore open the question to you:

What song(s) best describe me?
What song(s) best describe you?



We know that Bepa's gonna be a freestyle rap. Laurel's is still the same, I think.
Anything else?

my song?

What Song Are You?? created with QuizFarm.com

I mean seriously? This is my song? I'm pretty sure that all of these songs mean nothing to me. I need to find another quiz.

more fake things in Heaven

A while ago I wrote a post about fake things in Heaven, well, there are tons of other things that I want to really exist, like Calvin and Hobbes. The idea that Hobbes doesn't really exist sorta makes me sick to my stomach.
Man it's hard to decide which ones to post. But don't worry, I'm going to post even more later.

Andy let me in on this warning of impending doom

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

I think this could be disastrous and we should help others dramatically reduce their consumption.

BINGO

So I was reminiscing today about all of the crazy experiences that I've had in the 20+ chastity talks that I've heard. I decided to make a Bingo game out of it. This list is assuredly not definitive--it's perhaps a bit censored--but I think it's a good smattering of what I've gotten over the years:

Tell me, my blog-o-sphere friends, what am I missing? I know, I didn't put down Nasty Nasty, and I'm positive I could make this at least a 6x6 grid, thus you should feel free to comment and expand.

Scissors shouldn't be near me when my hands have nothing better to do

Now that's a total truism.
Although when I cut my bangs a couple of weeks ago, it did turn out successful enough that I don't look like a freak. But tonight's adventure while watching a documentary is probably less successful than the bangs affairs.

Oh, and documentaries, I can't say no to them; I just get sucked in. It doesn't matter if they last for like 2 1/2 hours, I can't get up from the couch. Argh, and there are no commercials on PBS for me when I need to switch out my laundry.
I am going to become a member of Netflix just so that I can foment my documentary addiction. I've already looked into it.
But lately I've had a scripture running thru my head during my insatiable search for knowledge: 2 Tim 3:7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
Maybe I should put into practice more of what I come across during my learning binges. Perhaps then this scripture will get out of my mind.

**Oh, and sometime soon I'm going to post about verse 6 and the silly women.

Wherein a baby makes me do something goofy and I become a big baby

Last weekend Mom and I were in Colorado for Brock's farewell, etc. We drove back on Sunday and the next day the Colorado entourage followed. The night before Brock--Elder Krainik!--entered the MTC we hit up some of the places that the cousins like to go to when in Utah. So after we'd eaten we went to the Creamery. We went outside to eat the ice cream. I mostly occupied myself with Grace who has a cute smile and the prettiest big blue eyes you've ever seen. Twink and Brock had gotten a banana split that had peanut butter cup ice cream: BLECH. Aunt Annette and I were discussing how we weren't fond of peanut butter and chocolate together and I started to tell this to Grace. You know how people get around babies? You know, the goofy baby talking and stuff? Well I just continued my conversation that I was having with Annette but focused on Grace saying "Nasty" in this high-pitched, baby "goo goo gah gah" voice. I realized what I was doing, fully hoping that no one was paying me any mind until Twink and Brock were like, "What are you doing?" That's when we lost it and laughed for like ever. Then they told Brittany, then Annette, then everyone else. I felt like such a dork.

Yesterday was Independence Day and I spent it totally low key until I just didn't wanna be home anymore and went out at 10pm at night. It was the night of the Stadium of Fire. Seriously, what was I thinking going out? Anywho, I was completely missing Brock so I ended up driving by the MTC. There all of the missionaries were, by the flags, watching the fireworks. And then it happened: a big lump jumped into my throat. What the heck? I'm tougher than this. I just thought of all of those missionaries and that Brock was one of them...
As Brock would say, "Crap dang!"

I just went berserk with adding things

So if you scroll down, you'll see on the right that I added and reorganized my blog lists. I went crazy and added tons. But I know that I'm forgetting some or that I didn't put the URL where I could easily access it. So if you can think of anybody that I missing, please let me know. I've listed friends and family. I know that there are some of you out there that haven't let me in on the secret of your blog. Fess up!!!

Since this post has been more of a business one and not very interesting, here are some videos to keep you going:
**You should skip down to the last video**