Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Unfortunate Names

Sometimes parents aren't thinking or worse, they think they're so clever. But whatever it is, sometimes children end up with terrible names. The famous culprits are often celebrities with nothing better to do.
Names like Montana Sierra Sioux, Together, AnA, Kar-rizma-Keyra, Whizdom, Jane't, Ramiyahsuitofi, Ahonesty Ny'Kirra Amirr, Bishop, Ezq, Diezel, Quawntavious Ra'shun De'mone, Jay'Leiah Twy-emirah-n'Ava, Qchristopher, C'Tha, Schlock, Junnet Ph.

But the best name of someone that I personally know is Dakota Lynn Starblanket Wolfchild

But what the message of this post really comes down to is the importance of the Utah Baby Namer. I suggest clicking on the Cream of the Crop for all of your baby naming needs. I'm sure that you'll find something in the list that will suit you just fine.

3 comments:

rantipoler said...

Hey - you forgot our friend Tyjuan (pronounced Taiwan)!

Erika said...

A lot of those names no longer seem that unusual to me. Some of my personal favorites are two students named Semaj (think palendrome). Avery Special Smith lives up to her name. Today we had a lesson on the appropriate use of apostrophes. It didn't go over very well when students tried to figure out (to no avail) which rules their names fit under.

Vanessa Swenson said...

i admit, bepa, that i was secretly hoping that you'd just drop your whole class roster on us, legalities aside.
but the 2 Semaj boys are great. Avery Special, huh?
And, oh, the uber-excessive use of the apostrophe...