The Missionary Mall has a new ad campaign with a lovely poster. I know what they're getting at, but I wonder if they stopped to think about the significance of the equation.
Cue blurry picture taken while at stop light:
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| "We're more popular than the Beatles!" |
Missionary Mall > The Beatles
And as was misunderstood in that John Lennon scandal:
The Beatles > Jesus
Thus,
Missionary Mall > Jesus
I'm fairly certain they weren't shooting for this.
2 comments:
Hilarious. I also really liked the double face palm action.
I always love your links...and I think that missionary mall is highly overrated. Missionary stores in general need to hire a woman with some fashion sense to do their buying for sister missionaries; they always have the most TERRIBLE sisters' clothes in those places.
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